Three nuns were at a Red Sox baseball game. Three men were sitting directly behind them. The men, annoyed because the nuns habits were partially blocking their view, decided to badger the nuns in hopes that they would become annoyed and move to another area.
In a very loud voice, the first guy said, I think Im going to move to Utah. There are only 100 nuns living there.
The second guy spoke up and said, I would like to go to Montana. There are only 50 nuns living there.
The third guy said, I want to go to Idaho. There are only 25 nuns living there.
Mother Superior then turned around, looked at the men, and in a very calm, sweet voice said, Why don't you go to hell? There aren't any nuns there.   back...