The young Alabamian came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Elmer, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"
Elmer replied, "Did you see who it was?"
The young Alabamian answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number."

An Alabama State trooper pulled over a pickup on highway 431. The trooper asked, "Got any ID?"
The driver replied, "Bout whut?   back...