Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should clear things up a bit.

At prison: You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell
At work: You spend most of your time in an 6X6 cubicle

At prison: You get three meals a day, fully paid for
At work: You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it

At prison: You get time off for good behavior. The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
At work: For good behavior, you get more work. You must carry a security card and open all the doors yourself.

At prison:You can watch TV and play games.
At work: You could get fired for watching TV and playing games

At prison: You get your own toilet
At work: You have to share the toilet with people who pee on the seat.

At prison: They allow your family and friends to visit. All expenses are paid by the taxpayers.
At work: You must pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

At prison: You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
At work: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.   back...