A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey, "Hey! What are you doing?"

The monkey says, "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a few hits together.

Some time passes and the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and he's going to get a drink from the river.

The lizard climbs down the tree, heads through the jungle to the river to get his drink.

The lizard is so high that he leans too far and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side and asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?"

The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in a tree and smoking a joint with the monkey and got too high and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he's needs to check this hippie monkey out and walks off into the jungle where he finds the tree where the monkey is still smoking a joint.

He looks up and says "hey you!"

The Monkey looks down and says, "whoaaa dude.............how much water did you drink?"   back...
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