A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street. The father being modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind his hand. "That's a serious step," he said. "Have you thought…

The couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any…

A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the back entrance, trampling each other in a…

The attached letter was sent to a bank by a 96 year-old woman after several attempts to straighten out a banking error. To whom it may concern, I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with which I…

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud Pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door Where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is Asking for a push.…

A man walks into a bar one day and asks, Does anyone here own that rottweiler outside?" Yeah, I do!"a biker says, standing up. What of it?" Well, I think my chihuahua just killed your dog." What are you talking…

A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street. The father being modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind his hand. Thats a serious step," he said. Have you thought…

I want to live my next life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.…

One day, a long, long time ago....... there lived a woman who did not whine, nag or bitch. But this was a long time ago....... and it was just that one day. The End

A nice, calm, respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes,and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady…

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run--anywhere. 4. People call at 9 PM and ask, Did I wake you? 5.…

The following is the 2007 winning entry from an annual contest at Texas A&M University calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term. This year's term: Political Correctness. "Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical,…