Children & Questions

Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped for a quick lunch. The restaurant was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my food, I smelled something funny, so I checked my seven-month-old daughter. She was clean. I realized Danny had not asked to go potty in a while and asked if he needed to go, and he said "No." I kept thinking "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me." Then I said, "Danny, are you sure you didn't have an accident?" "No," he replied. I just knew he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. Soooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny, did you have an accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over, spread his cheeks and yelled "See mom, It's just farts!!" While 30 people nearly choked to death laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down.