Literary Quotes

"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." --- Clarence Darrow "He had delusions of adequacy." --- Walter Kerr "I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." ---Stephen Bishop "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." --- Mark Twain "His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." --- Mae West "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go." ---Oscar Wilde "He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." --- Oscar Wilde "He has Van Gogh's ear for music." --- Billy Wilder