Gender

1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. 2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. 3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and is often over-inflated. 4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part. 5) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on. 6) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up. 7) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom. 8) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.