Smart Blonde

Bubba and Ray were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder." The woman found a wrench, loosened a few bolts, laid the pole down, found a tape measure and said, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away. Ray shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a blonde! We ask for the height and she gives us the length!"