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Apr 28, 2022
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 am for an…
Apr 27, 2022
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started discussing the dog's…
Jan 26, 2022
Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed that an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep & cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well-known incident that many say has long…
May 6, 2021
1. Your co-worker has 8 body piercings and none are visible. 2. You make over $300k and still can't afford a house. 3. You take a bus and are shocked to see two people carrying on a conversation in English.…
May 5, 2021
Bill Gates died and found himself in purgatory being sized up by St. Peter. "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you helped society enormously by…
May 5, 2021
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites. FREE PUPPIES: ½ Cocker Spaniel, ½ sneaky neighbor's dog. FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog. FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.. Also…
May 5, 2021
Job app filled out by 75 year old senior citizen submitted to Wal-Mart. Name: George Martin; Sex: Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman; Desired Position: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I…
May 4, 2021
Recently, I was diagnosed with AAADD - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide…
May 2, 2021
Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement -- not even her parents' nasty divorce. Her mother had found the perfect dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother-of-the-bride ever! A week later, Jennifer was…
May 1, 2021
Homer walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a beautiful blonde, who was staring up at the television. The 10:00 news was on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on…